O MELHOR DO X: “Estamos de volta!” edition

AEEEEE o ~~Twitter~~ X voltou, p****!

Valeu pelos serviços prestados Bluesky e Threads, ainda seguimos com as notícias por lá pra quem abandonou de vez nosso ~~esgoto~~ canto favorito da internet, mas digamos que lá estávamos um pouquinho isolados e com memes limitados, né?

Voltamos pós-eleições (talvez isso tenha sido bem bom), no meio de um caos climático (pra variar), uns escândalos em Hollywood (pra variar de novo), mas em tempo da semana das coisas malucas e com uma seleção mais do que caprichada de pets fofinhos.

Como é bom voltar pra casa!

We are so back bitches pic.twitter.com/LmmFau22qt
— jlo pt-br (@jloptbr) October 9, 2024

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— Succession Brasil (@successionbra) October 9, 2024

me sinto a carrie voltando pro big
— vivi (@remewberwhen) October 9, 2024

O cara esperou o Marçal perder para liberar o Twitter KKKKKKKK pic.twitter.com/tUPbVr8Dhj
— 🇵🇸 ☭ Gui Jong Un ☭ 🇵🇸 (@_Stalinspears_) October 8, 2024

pic.twitter.com/36d6e2L5cl
— isso é o mais puro suco do Brasil (@PuroSucoDoBr) October 9, 2024

https://twitter.com/annapaulaoi/status/1844070509576929537

a gente voltando pro nosso esgoto preferido pic.twitter.com/zH8k7nvR2G
— vera holtz irreal (@veraholtzirreal) October 9, 2024

os brasileiros encontrando o restante do mundo aqui no twitter pic.twitter.com/YUGJrYPEv7
— carol (@biahadad) October 8, 2024

Anatel agora pic.twitter.com/TwrRh3p9WM
— Rolê Aleatório (@rolealeatorio) October 9, 2024

https://twitter.com/eisincera/status/1843822965068313013

olha o estado deste lugar

vamos trabalhar pra colocar a casa em ordem pic.twitter.com/UixrZ6nDzW
— rods (@rodsabreu) October 9, 2024

https://twitter.com/gatinarios/status/1844137183923618032

O P. Diddy chegando no tribunal vendo que o maior júri de julgamento está de volta: O Brasil pic.twitter.com/ifHbZwr9TE
— Cutia Dorminhoca (@CutiaDorminhoca) October 9, 2024

O dono do bluesky está EXATAMENTE assim; pic.twitter.com/UOK5GNHX2L
— SAVASCO (@savasco_of) October 9, 2024

O CARA TIROU UM PORCO COM A CAMISA DO FLAMENGO DO PORTA MALAS DO CELTINHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ADIVINHEM O DDD!!!!!! ABSOLUTE CINEMA!!!!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/qk0EtDv8c9
— Nonô (@nonoinvestidor) October 9, 2024

https://twitter.com/mspbra/status/1843704251916382274

#Oasis25 pic.twitter.com/VWaP58wgp2
— Oasis Mania (@OasisMania) October 9, 2024

Não julgo faria o mesmo 😂 pic.twitter.com/75FebkCJGm
— VOZ 🗣️ DO BRASIL 🚩🇧🇷 (@Vozdobrasilbr) October 8, 2024

Remote workers at 8:58am before a 9am meeting pic.twitter.com/Vaydkh2tFq
— 9GAG ❤️ Memeland (@9GAG) October 8, 2024

remember when pic.twitter.com/ixMl3JxXFF
— carla ★ (@char_lottte) October 9, 2024

https://twitter.com/forumpandlr/status/1844351055741816945

toda vez que esse vídeo passar por mim eu vou assistir até o final pra melhorar o meu dia pic.twitter.com/APZVd8T5PB
— Day (@apropriaday) October 9, 2024

lol pic.twitter.com/2iO1vi0u0H
— Arvid Kahl (@arvidkahl) October 9, 2024

PASSANDO MAL com o Joaquin Phoenix falando com a Gaga que o filme novo do Coringa é horrível depois da exibição em Veneza 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ pic.twitter.com/yAnT1KgNLk
— Martin Gore (@monologueat3am) October 10, 2024

Me at the oasis reunion everytime oasis play an oasis songpic.twitter.com/3trmCchhsc
— Clara saw oasis (@chaasingxthesun) October 10, 2024

🚨VEJA: O cantor Snoop Dogg ouvindo um funk mandelão.

pic.twitter.com/KC68CJMzYk
— CHOQUEI (@choquei) October 10, 2024

She knows it’s too late. pic.twitter.com/6dfRQTQdYP
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) October 11, 2024

Dica do dia pic.twitter.com/l3pH34rLgE
— SAMENGO (@samengo_ofc) October 10, 2024

who was their target audience? alex turner? pic.twitter.com/6mufCzswe5
— paps 🍉 (@blank_canvases) October 10, 2024

feel good inc https://t.co/NHhYWFTGTr
— hari (@therealnoelyg) October 10, 2024

a america latina eh uma só https://t.co/nyUy2DzzxD
— gato preto (@gatopretorr) October 10, 2024

trouxe pra cá porque esse vídeo não podia ficar fora do twitter pic.twitter.com/FpnAJBZTvF
— salto cunty da beyoncé 🐝 (@byungerking) October 10, 2024

https://twitter.com/edxwziy2/status/1844411703414661246

Lana Del Rey daqui 9 meses https://t.co/OQl3KKi4ZH pic.twitter.com/rwgXw491CC
— Beta 🇧🇷 🦅 (@betaloe) October 10, 2024

lembrei do tiktok de uma mona falando q a beyonce manda flores pros famosos pra avisar q ela sabe onde eles moram kkkkkkkkk https://t.co/2H742JT6Zt
— panteras ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁. (@panterinhu) October 10, 2024

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK pic.twitter.com/JERzwOVCOy
— sasha na copa (@lobotosasha) October 8, 2024

Nem fudendo que fizeram uma versão do Will Smith pic.twitter.com/7nVIyEqnfn
— sasha na copa (@lobotosasha) October 10, 2024

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— Julian Casablancas Brasil (@casablancasfcbr) October 11, 2024

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— The Strokes Shit (@thestrokesshit) October 11, 2024

Julian Casablancas: I lost my wife and i want to kms

Charli: pic.twitter.com/E2876DdOtS
— WOR$T GAY IN MÉXICO (@torturevermore) October 11, 2024

👍 pic.twitter.com/yVYJ6cLYxm
— no context memes (@nocontextmemes) October 9, 2024

Government: We highly suggest you evacuate ASAP

Florida Mfs: pic.twitter.com/ByvDs3tx36
— Weed Porn (@WeedPorns) October 9, 2024

amo o conceito de mandar repórter pro meio do vento e da chuva de um furacão pra falar que tá ventando e chovendo por causa do furacão pic.twitter.com/4cYT0R6823
— giovanna (@giparisan) October 9, 2024

o repórter da cnn quase indo com deus pra cobrir o furacão pic.twitter.com/xTVIlKT3Ek
— luscas (@luscas) October 10, 2024

Americans aren’t real😂 pic.twitter.com/ewLyiiPuKQ
— Jay🐧🏗️ (@Idemous) October 9, 2024

downtown Tampa at the moment before hurricane milton hits. he’s currently on lap 4 pic.twitter.com/1gD0X5zhjz
— Chris McGovern (@chrismcgovern20) October 9, 2024

um edit da cordilheira dos andes kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk pic.twitter.com/rQtqEmvqms
— ana julia (@poetsabr) October 10, 2024

O puro suco do dia do cabelo maluco

Segue o fio🧶 pic.twitter.com/iZ8Tcwdn1e
— isso é o mais puro suco do Brasil (@PuroSucoDoBr) October 10, 2024

essa mãe levou mt a sério a semana da mochila maluca kkkkkkkkk pic.twitter.com/vBwLyDP73T
— Trouxinha (@euovitinn) October 9, 2024

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— juniro (@junlro) October 10, 2024

dia da mochila maluca pic.twitter.com/MlDQjlQvsx
— jorge lordello🇵🇸🇧🇷🇧🇩 (@bigoderas) October 11, 2024

o dia do cabelo maluco saindo totalmente do controle pic.twitter.com/2CeWcaBxxY
— vittor (@vittor) October 11, 2024

dia do cabelo maluco! pic.twitter.com/MPYy9ltWiS
— Fleabag Brasil (@FleabagBrasil) October 10, 2024

o dia do cabelo maluco é mesmo uma competição entre os pais pic.twitter.com/UbuTg36HYS
— isa dora (@warnerbooksx) October 11, 2024

Com preguiça de dia do cabelo maluco, pais raspam cabeça de criança e dizem que é fantasia de Xandão pic.twitter.com/4QkqgjMufe
— Sensacionalista (@sensacionalista) October 11, 2024

A criança enforcada kkkkkkkkkk eu amo e sempre defenderei dia do cabelo maluco pic.twitter.com/Q3eeqZEbZQ
— rach (@r4chtuita) October 10, 2024

dia do cabelo maluco pic.twitter.com/6a3RX7aI4Q
— buruno (@demisfolk) October 10, 2024

welcome back brazil 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 pic.twitter.com/juxEO0B1JA
— Punch Cat (@PunchingCat) October 8, 2024

https://twitter.com/gatinarios/status/1844046525116322082

Work drama pic.twitter.com/djd2TaNPpy
— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) October 9, 2024

https://twitter.com/gatinarios/status/1844044946556461085

meu maior prazer é ver doguinhos sendo transformados em burguêses ❤️❤️❤️❤️ pic.twitter.com/zAJBzqPN2w
— iti malias (@itimaliasof) October 9, 2024

Carinho no bucho pic.twitter.com/8bah84VmLO
— Salsichinhas (@salsichinhas) October 9, 2024

Eu tentando fazer a mulher da lotérica me escutar pic.twitter.com/w9DXXFEY45
— Bichinhos fofinhos pra quem ta cansado (@BichinhosFB) October 9, 2024

https://twitter.com/gatinarios/status/1844144538929275259

Calopsitas dando um passeio de carro pic.twitter.com/UI2rR55Yvv
— iti malias (@itimaliasof) October 9, 2024

doguinho dando susto na sua tutora de madrugada querendo comer 🗣️🗣️🗣️ pic.twitter.com/GcCNjEjQsw
— iti malias (@itimaliasof) October 10, 2024

Alerta de furacão 🚨 pic.twitter.com/klQvjsAGNt
— Bichinhos fofinhos pra quem ta cansado (@BichinhosFB) October 9, 2024

1 milk please pic.twitter.com/hEBBGF9qeg
— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) October 9, 2024

https://twitter.com/MundoNoticiasGL/status/1844093349881577711

– El Golden Jubilado no existe.
El Golden Jubilado:👇🏼 https://t.co/7PeW9oU3F5
— MandarinaQueTrina🍊🎶 (@MandarinaTrina) October 9, 2024

https://twitter.com/MarkConway87/status/1844302919363067966

https://twitter.com/gatinarios/status/1844625888790376710

https://twitter.com/gatinarios/status/1844772668425347483

“Gostaria de merendar” pic.twitter.com/r62epjVo4S
— iti malias (@itimaliasof) October 11, 2024

Ah pronto, a madame vai latir pra mim?? pic.twitter.com/gttFOTSFkq
— Bichinhos fofinhos pra quem ta cansado (@BichinhosFB) October 10, 2024

wakes up, complains, sleeps pic.twitter.com/B9MpRE73Xj
— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) October 11, 2024

dois passarinhos de chameguinho 🥰 pic.twitter.com/yjFdAHRuUS
— iti malias (@itimaliasof) October 10, 2024

Deixe ela com a melissinha dela💅 pic.twitter.com/lvnBKICBo3
— iti malias (@itimaliasof) October 10, 2024

This is Henry. He brings his emotional support duck to his hydrotherapy sessions. They get along swimmingly. 13/10 pic.twitter.com/9thnFnNTjk
— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) October 10, 2024

How can anyone be mad at that adorable face 🥹❤️ pic.twitter.com/qyKqa4pTgY
— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) October 11, 2024

Sea otter resting on a kayak
https://t.co/dq8YcYfX8m
— Science girl (@sciencegirl) October 10, 2024

https://twitter.com/gatinarios/status/1844800266580762831

https://twitter.com/nextleveIsteph/status/1844425544462741721

eu te amo doguinho preguiçoso eu te amo 🥹 pic.twitter.com/Acxp1WtrsI
— iti malias (@itimaliasof) October 10, 2024

fresh bought loaf 💯 pic.twitter.com/YzteF2Tn76
— Posts Of Cats (@PostsOfCats) October 11, 2024

This is Winnie. She takes her job as copilot very seriously. But sometimes the sleepies are simply too strong. 12/10 pic.twitter.com/fWiCsvNqsH
— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) October 9, 2024